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Anonymous said: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

oeste:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

(via castleofglitter)

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via smerka-berl)

3/??? Disney Characters
             ↳ Peter Pan.

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ededdandeddi3:

I don’t know how he sleeps, when it’s this loud.

ededdandeddi3:

I don’t know how he sleeps, when it’s this loud.

(via 666-grams)

japaneesee:

rewatchingpokemon:

a day in the life of misty

okay but this literally the entire first series in one gif

japaneesee:

rewatchingpokemon:

a day in the life of misty

okay but this literally the entire first series in one gif

(via khal-druggo)

fitness-food-and-fandom:

So delicate Flowergirls by Lim Zhi Wei / Love Limzy, Malaysian artist.

these are amazing

(Source: vraieronique, via iwasrunningwiththew0lves)