robcoindustries: see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art
louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function why arent they that distracting to lesbians and at that point why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes #spoilers: its because its bullshit
lampsu: have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
chenyakumo: hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but fuck wasps
homosaurus-rex: homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us. can we talk about how this is still getting notes
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awesomephilia: elysionsprincess: vanehsensei: slenderlock: singarequiem: techno4tomcats: People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer No seriously oh my fucking god OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY…
firlalaith: nillawiffle: lydiabutz: I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
karkock: IF COWS CAN RUN AROUND WITH THEIR TITS OUT SO CAN I
pilgrimkitty: unbucaneve: jenesaispourquoi: professorsparklepants: Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES? the prof asks the important questions. Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!! Because English beats up other languages in dark...